Meditation From The Mat
Has anyone else ever pulled this quick on liberals?
You put up fliers around town with your phone number and e-mail address telling them that you are master in meditation. You have them call you and set up a time to where you are going to meet at a park. You charge $30 for an hour. You have them bring a yoga mat to sit on (they all have one that collects dust in their closets). You have the group sit down and you play some pretentious music from the Amazon or Persia. You then start telling them to relax; think about nothing and chant some non-sense in a made-up language.
There is a 100% chance that you will not only make a good 300 if you get ten to show up, but they will tell you how you have helped them find their spiritual side.
Has anyone else pulled this quick one on liberals?
Note: Everyone wins! You get an easy 300 dollars and the liberals ACTUALLY BELIEVE that you have helped them feel “enlightened” or some other nonsense feeling.
LOL! That’s hilarious! I wish you would video this and maybe even start a new series! You could travel the nation “helping” Liberals while getting rich and famous at the same time…It would be a great crossover show, appealing to both sides…They would take it serious and it we would laugh!
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